Not all jokes are meant for kids, that is why we have specifically listed these jokes for adults. Just make sure the kids are not around while you go through them. But of course the jokes are very funny, so you might not be able to control your laughter.
Q: What is the difference between your wife and your job? A: After five years your job still sucks. Q: What do you call a man who cries while he pleasures himself?
A man is being arrested by a female police officer, who informs him, "Anything you say can and will be held against you. What's worse than waking up at a party and finding a penis drawn on your face? Finding out it was traced.
The material that is presented here is for adults only. If you have not reached the age of majority, close it immediately, please! Well, honestly, we understand that it is too interesting for you, our dear readers, to leave this page just because of your age.
I love good jokes, everyone does. How do we know good jokes? People say it over and over again, we share it among our friends, good jokes make you laugh out loud, most times uncontrollably.
Oh come on, you can admit it. Not all jokes need to be family friendly and G-rated. Some of the most beautifully crafted, genuinely laugh-out-loud adult dirty jokes are so jaw-droppingly filthy that you'd feel a little weird even sharing them with a consenting adult at a bar after midnight.
What's better than a hilarious joke? A hilarious joke that's filled with smut and innuendo, of course. And have we got some great dirty jokes for you.
We feature a lot of jokes for kids here on LaffGaff, and we do try to keep our jokes clean and inoffensive most of the time! That said, we thought it was time we presented some funny jokes for adults too. What were you thinking?
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex. What do you get when you do that?
We have made a list of funny jokes that will make you laugh out loud, strictly for adults only. We have all kinds of dirty adult jokes and some can be really offensive, nevertheless, we have made a compilation of some dirty jokes full of humour to amuse your dirty mindset. Q: Why is being in the military like a blow-job?